06-16-2006, 03:36 PM
My contribution to the broadsheet madness of Reich Parkeep (will temporarily use The Reich Parkeep Paper as the title, feel free to change it as you see fit.)
The Reich Parkeep Paper
Barbaric Hordes Prepare to Assualt Reich Parkeep:
Who will be killed first and how will you survive?
It has come to our attention that a large Barbarian Tribe named the Wolf Clan is preparing a massive assault on the great Imperial Paragon, Reich Parkeep! Sensitive sources indicate that the Wolf Clan stole a crate of potions of invisibility from a delivery bound for the Steadhelm mages guild. It is unknown at this time how many potions were stolen, or their potency. What is known is that the Wolf Clan has the potions and they may use them to assault Reich Parkeep.
NO ONE IS SAFE! While we go about our peaceful lives, we must remember that at any moment a giant barbarian could slay us with a poisoned axe before we knew he was there! Now is the time to take precautions.
A Mage, whose expertise is Barbarian mythology, wrote the following in a letter from the Arcane University in the Imperial City of Cyrodiil. The letter says "It is widely known that Glowdust can expose invisible creatures or persons." So, there you have it! Everyone should stock up on Glowdust. Better safe than sorry. This writer has a bottle of it right on the table.
It is unclear at this time when the Wolf Clan will finally come murder our citizens and ransack our fair city. This writer, and a few others in the know, will be prepared. You should be too. Take action now, before it is too late!
Editor's Note: The Reich Parkeep Guard have denied the existence of the Wolf Clan. Could this be a conspiracy? Stay alert and stay safe, citizen!
[attachment=2706] St_Tu_RPCBroadsheetInvisibleBarbarians.esp[/attachment]
The Reich Parkeep Paper
Barbaric Hordes Prepare to Assualt Reich Parkeep:
Who will be killed first and how will you survive?
It has come to our attention that a large Barbarian Tribe named the Wolf Clan is preparing a massive assault on the great Imperial Paragon, Reich Parkeep! Sensitive sources indicate that the Wolf Clan stole a crate of potions of invisibility from a delivery bound for the Steadhelm mages guild. It is unknown at this time how many potions were stolen, or their potency. What is known is that the Wolf Clan has the potions and they may use them to assault Reich Parkeep.
NO ONE IS SAFE! While we go about our peaceful lives, we must remember that at any moment a giant barbarian could slay us with a poisoned axe before we knew he was there! Now is the time to take precautions.
A Mage, whose expertise is Barbarian mythology, wrote the following in a letter from the Arcane University in the Imperial City of Cyrodiil. The letter says "It is widely known that Glowdust can expose invisible creatures or persons." So, there you have it! Everyone should stock up on Glowdust. Better safe than sorry. This writer has a bottle of it right on the table.
It is unclear at this time when the Wolf Clan will finally come murder our citizens and ransack our fair city. This writer, and a few others in the know, will be prepared. You should be too. Take action now, before it is too late!
Editor's Note: The Reich Parkeep Guard have denied the existence of the Wolf Clan. Could this be a conspiracy? Stay alert and stay safe, citizen!
[attachment=2706] St_Tu_RPCBroadsheetInvisibleBarbarians.esp[/attachment]