They ordered two drinks, paid their bills, and could not be more courteous.
That is all.
I have to get these jokes out of my system:
Two balloons are floating along in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" *first balloon dies*. Then the other balloon yells - "Oh noesssssssssss...!" *second balloon also dies*.
The follow-up joke:
Two tomatoes are walking around in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" Then the other tomato responds - "What the [self-censor] is wrong with you! You're not a balloon!"
Thank you, thank you! You can show your appreciation by not punching me in the face (metaphorically speaking).
Ahem... *disappears in a puff of smoke*
A guy walks into a bar, says ouch
A girl walks into a bar, says ouch
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.
Whats wrong with this picture
Quote:Originally posted by ghostruler
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.
Whats wrong with this picture
Cops are not allowed to drink booze when they are on duty
Quote:Watch out for the cacti...!"