Silgrad Tower from the Ashes

An Orc walked into the Six Fishes & bellied up to the bar. "I hungry! What special today?"he grunted.
"Pork loin in greef sauce over wickwheat pilaf" said the barmaid.
"GHRAAAGH!" growled the Orc, smashing his fists into the bar. He turned & stormed out, slamming the door violently.
"Well! What's his problem?" the barmaid asked no one in particular.
A customer replied "Cannibalism's against their religion".

:lmao:

Orcs aren't that stupid, they just look that stupid Which is why no one plays as an orc

that shouldn't be funny. But it is.

Reminds me of a friend who has a knack for making absolutely rubbish puns out of everything but are still absolutely hilarious. Well done. :yes:

Edd

:lmao:
that should be a tavern joke ingame!!