03-01-2010, 03:02 PM
A bit of a joke, really, but I figured why not.
At War With... Modesty?
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One of the earliest quests given to the player.
1. The player is told that a theft occurred from the Fighters' Guild a few days ago. A member woke up and chased after the thief. He managed to grab the thief's clothes but the fabric broke. Luckily, the fighter noticed a tattoo on the lower back of the thief.
2. The player is to walk around the town and force every female $race to take their clothes off to show if they have a tattoo or not.
3. Most will respond to the player's command as he's given a written note of consent by the Fighters' Guild leader.
"You have a note... Let me see... Wait, what? No! ... Oh, this is ridiculous. You fighters are all a bunch of buffoons!"
"I don't care if you're a priest or a bleeding eunuch, I'm not showing you my... Aw, hell."
etc.
4. Once he asks the real thief, she refuses and decides to confess. She tells a hard luck story and the player is given a choice of whether or not to tell on her.
"Here, give them the amulet back. But please, don't tell them it was me."
End quest.
At War With... Modesty?
_____________________________________
One of the earliest quests given to the player.
1. The player is told that a theft occurred from the Fighters' Guild a few days ago. A member woke up and chased after the thief. He managed to grab the thief's clothes but the fabric broke. Luckily, the fighter noticed a tattoo on the lower back of the thief.
2. The player is to walk around the town and force every female $race to take their clothes off to show if they have a tattoo or not.
3. Most will respond to the player's command as he's given a written note of consent by the Fighters' Guild leader.
"You have a note... Let me see... Wait, what? No! ... Oh, this is ridiculous. You fighters are all a bunch of buffoons!"
"I don't care if you're a priest or a bleeding eunuch, I'm not showing you my... Aw, hell."
etc.
4. Once he asks the real thief, she refuses and decides to confess. She tells a hard luck story and the player is given a choice of whether or not to tell on her.
"Here, give them the amulet back. But please, don't tell them it was me."
End quest.