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Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar... - Printable Version

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Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar... - cruxvader - 05-30-2007

They ordered two drinks, paid their bills, and could not be more courteous.

That is all.

- DarkAsmodeous - 05-30-2007

Family guy... hehe...

- Psychotic - 05-30-2007

I have to get these jokes out of my system:

Two balloons are floating along in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" *first balloon dies*. Then the other balloon yells - "Oh noesssssssssss...!" *second balloon also dies*.

The follow-up joke:

Two tomatoes are walking around in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" Then the other tomato responds - "What the [self-censor] is wrong with you! You're not a balloon!"

Thank you, thank you! You can show your appreciation by not punching me in the face (metaphorically speaking).

Ahem... *disappears in a puff of smoke*

- ghostruler - 05-30-2007

A guy walks into a bar, says ouch
A girl walks into a bar, says ouch
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.

Whats wrong with this picture

- Kodama - 05-30-2007

Quote:Originally posted by ghostruler
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.
Whats wrong with this picture

Cops are not allowed to drink booze when they are on duty Wink

- cruxvader - 06-17-2007

Quote:Watch out for the cacti...!"