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There was once a man, with sharp, sharp teeth ? By The Old Ye Bard
By a?Mkata; Literacy Accountant of Traditional Fiction
There once was a man, with sharp, sharp teeth. He bitted, gnawed and
chewed through his cell walls, out he came to terrorise ha?Frha the
Old! But ha?Frha knew how to control the beast. When the ghastly
man-beast came towards him, ha?Frha recalled to the other side of the
room, confusing the man and bringing him to a state of madness! And so
the monstrous man, lunged again at ha?Frha, in a fast and idiotic
manor! But like before, the wise old Sload did recall! Now as you might
think, the man was now very confused, so much so that he began to
whimper and cry!
The man continued to wail and cry, and in it?s moaning did it shout out
an unintelligible sentence of emotion, foreign to the Sload:
?Please old ha?Frha, with your wisdom and knowledge, show me mercy!
Show me compassion! Show me that in your years of life that you have
learnt to understand the plight and suffering of others! Please I beg
of you!?
But ha?Frha knew nothing of what the man-beast said, as to him it
sounded like a pathetic attempt at bargaining for his Life! Unsure what
of what to do, ha?Frha went to consult with other Sload, much wiser
than himself.
After many months on deliberating on what to do, ha?Frha went back to
his abode to put his conclusion into play. However the man-beast?s mind
had wandered into the madhouse, domain of the Mad God! This needed more
consultation with the much wiser Sload, but then Sheogorath appeared!
?Sloadic newborn! You are just a spec on the Snake God?s back! Nothing
more than a grain of sand in the hourglass! Yet as I am a god of
fishsticks and yarn, I will make a deal with you!? Cackled Sheogorath,
through twisted expressions of madness.
?You speak of deals, like it is your calling, take off the mask that
you wear, reveal yourself to me Clavicus Vile!? Said ha?Frha in
response.
And with that, the form of Sheogorath began to change and warp, until
it was that of a short man with horns protruding from his head, a
preferred form of Clavicus Vile.
?So you managed to see through my illusion and disguise, no matter a
deal will still be reached! Your captive?s mind still is in the
madhouse, let that be no mistake, however knowing your kind that is not
what you seek. You want the body of this wretched man-beast for your
own purposes of research and calculated pain and suffering? Spoke
Clavicus Vile, now with a slight touch of annoyance showing on his face.
?You speak the truth, yet why do you seek to bargain with what is
already mine? Why do you seek to try and sell back to me what I already
own?? Replied ha?Frha in a questioning tone.
?You have me confused! I do not want to bargain this creature to you; I
want to make a deal to take it off you! What if I was to promise you an
end from this world, and give you eternal life in another plane??
Clavicus Vile said.
?I see through your tricks foul Daedroth! This deal does not have me
benefited at all! You seek to bring ruin to my soul! Be gone with you!?
Shortly after ha'Frha said this Clavicus Vile disappeared in a fluster
of anger and swift rage, vowing to take back what should have been his.
When the Man-Beast awoke from his slumber in the Madhouse, he spoke something very strange to ha?Frha.
?Good night old chap, I?ll see you later this morning when I have
checked my pocket watch and have said my greetings to the people
walking backwards in the land of forwards. Do you have any lettuce
heads I may feed to my toes? But please don't share any with the horned
boy and his dog, I like to see him jealous.?
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