IAMTHEEMPEROR
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 [Non-Fiction] Interview with Sheogorath |
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A random interview I made about Sheogorath. Enjoy!
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"So, tell us about yourself, Lord Sheogorath. It is well known that you
have two lands of madness, Mania and Dementia. Why is this?"
"Well, the answer there is quite simple. If there was only one land to
rule over, it wouldn't be as crazy now, would it? If there was only
just one land of Madness, then there's no point. There are two that are
indeed similar, in that they are both damn crazy, but contrast in
style. They hate each other, you know. That's how I keep my realm in
perfect chaotic order. Also, it's a little known secret, but two is the
craziest number out of the other eleven."
"Alright, next question. Your realm is full of many different peoples,
like Argonains and Dunmer. But, this is a Daedric realm, and they
aren't Daedra. What are they doing here?"
"Another good question lad. You see, we princes, we like to mess with
the little people of Tamriel. It's quite fun. Now, I like to make
people go crazy. They absolutely lose their minds! Now, because my
realm is madness in physical form, losing one's mind means you enter my
realm. Also, some people just prefer to use the front door."
"That's very interesting. But, if that's the case, then why aren't the
followers of Azura for example able to freely go to her realm?"
"Because you can't quite fly into the dusk now, can you? I also heard
Azura is less pretty in person, so some people just don't want to."
"Along with people, your realm is also full of many different
creatures, like the Grummites and Elytra. They're also unique only to
your realm, so they must have always been here. Now, why do you have
these creatures, and are they Daedra as well?"
"I keep them to spur up a little more chaos in the old realm. If people
know they'll live to see the next day, then where's all the fun in
that? They play an essential part in the way my realm works. They're
like, tiny gears in the big clock of madness, which is of course two
hours off. They make the Manic live it for today and the Demented fear
tomorrow. But are they Daedra? I don't think so. Never really checked.
I'll be sure to find out someday."
"Now, everyone has heard of the Fringe. What is the Fringe used for exactly?"
"Ah, my fringe is where I keep my portal. The portal goes where I want
it to, and some people come along with it. But, they don't meet my
standards, and that's a problem if I'm trying to keep the realm at
optimal chaos. So, I built a little cage to keep them locked up until
they're ready. I named it the Fringe, well, actually a very clever
grummite came up with the name, and that's how it stayed."
"The Gates of Madness are the only way out of the Fringe. But, the gatekeeper there seems to kill just about everyone. Why?"
"Why? Why is a good question. The answer is 42. And specifically why
the Gatekeeper kills people, is because they ain't completely crazy!
Though, that's not entirely true, because you'd need to be crazy to go
walking up there in the first place."
"Ok, let's change the subject a bit here. Let's talk a bit about yourself. Which do you prefer, Mania or Dementia?"
"The Manic Sheogorath says Mania, but the Demented Sheogorath says
otherwise. To be honest, I don't like either. They're both trying too
hard to appease me. And it's really annoying sometimes! So, my favorite
part of the Isles is the line that runs across the middle. It's a funny
line, I named it Madentia, or was it Demania?"
"Now, you have a few hobbies. One such hobby is you like to collect lettuce. Why lettuce?"
"Lettuce is my favorite fruit. It has so many things to say, but it
can't, as it has no mouth. Nope, they're just heads. And don't bother
talking to them either, because they can't listen. No, only corn can
listen, but it never has anything to say. So, I'm stuck with all of
these heads of lettuce. I keep them so I can help them find the rest of
their bodies."
"Very interesting. Well, that's all of the questions, so we're done. Thanks for your time."
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So, what do you think? Did I make Sheogorath Sheogorathy enough?
Possible places to be used: dunno, Shivering Isles and Apocrypha?
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This post has been edited 3 time(s), it was last edited by IAMTHEEMPEROR: 2007.09.16 07:25.
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