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The Old Ye Bard
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Epic Fail of the Bosmer at God-Mantling
A Bosmer leapt from the grove of Mundus,
to fall upon the princedom of decay and deception, walking as he did on
quest to find power, with axe in hand, with lust in heart.
"Take it upon yourself mortal, to not walk my path any further, it
would be a kind gesture to creation to not die this day, nor in this
fashion. Why is it that you temp fate so? Turn back now, while you
still have your wit, for fear what you may become, so you might not
fear what becomes of you." A voice from the cold palace issued forth
with words of warning.
"The wind blows through new weather, and so thrones must be mantled
with new blood, be it for any cause, good or bad. The trees speak in my
ears, and they tell me of things long past, that you daemon once stole
from Lyg and usurped his princedom by might of will, and trickey
thinking. Don't tempt me otherwise Daemon, for I will strike you down
where you stand." The defiant Bosmer said in punk-tones.
The Bosmer did lift his mighty axe, and raised it to the eyes of Bal,
with blade sharpened by the claws of monsters back in the great woods
of home, lust glowing red in his eyes, alluminating a palace of decay.
"Foolish Boiche of water flow that comes from posioned source. You have
been decieved, for no throne may be stolen, or fought for, only given
in dire need. You thought wrong of this event that happened ages ago,
think again and chose a differnt path. Or die if you feel so inclined
to swing axe upon my skull."
And so, Bosmer swung mighty axe upon the skull of Daemon Bal, to find
that it did not even piece skin, least crack bone. Daemon Bal, given
the rights of returning blow, then did sqaush every bone of Bosmer's
body, so that blood filled his chamber, painting it wholey red. What
remained of Bosmer's body was given to his legions of things perverted
and dark, to be used until his throne passed down to another.
Never go willingly upon the beast.
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A warning to the people here about the dangers of trying to pull the covers over the horned head of devils.
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This post has been edited 1 time(s), it was last edited by The Old Ye Bard: 06.05.2008 22:10.
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06.05.2008 22:04 |
   
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FLESH
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Quite a nice read, a couple of spelling mistakes (I think) but that's easily fixed. Good stuff 
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06.05.2008 22:12 |
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The Old Ye Bard
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06.05.2008 22:15 |
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FLESH
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Gotta give them credit for their size 
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06.05.2008 22:16 |
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Durdain
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I like it, reads well 
In the last paragraph have you intentionally left out the articles
though? (a's, the's, etc) I thought I was miss reading it at first.
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Senten
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Looks interesting book.Reads well
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21.05.2008 20:14 |
 
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wow!