 Generic Loveletters. |
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
 |
|
Just some skyrim based loveletters to scatter.
'I haven't slept since the day you rejected my unconditional love. My
heart has ceased beating, leaving an empty shell and it won't resume
until you are in my arms. I will march to the peak of the Throat of the
World, I will sleep with the wolves for a week, I will swim bare
chested from Solitude to Winterhold in the middle of frostfall,
anything for you return my affection.
Yours forever and always.'
'Eeven thoguh you saidd I was.. a drunken bast... swine I stilll lover
yuo!!! I haave stoped, not undrinking and wiil not touch tuoch adrop
until.. ... I diee. so please wiil you come backk intoo my arms, myyy
meaad filled punmpkin, or elsl<the ink trails off to form a very
primitive drawing of an unhappy face>'
'Meet me tonight at exactly midnight, we may not have much time, I
don't think my family have figured it out yet. If the snow continues,
then it will surely mask us from the eyes of any travellers who may be
passing through, I know it sounds overcautious but my father has a lot
of loyal friends who would love to pass on anything they see.
Your Flower'
'My darling lover
I cannot stop thinking about the last time we met, it was such a
perfect evening, my every waking moment is spent thinking about you and
the next time we shall meet. I have a special suprise for you then, I
eagerly await any word on where and when this shall be.
You-know-who'
'I apologise for not telling you sooner but I have fallen for another
man, his name I cannot say for I fear for his safety if I do. Please
know that my time with you is filled with the fondest memories and I
think of you most warmly, I am sure you will find someone who will fill
you with as much happiness as you deserve.
Yours truly'
I did 5 oblivion had 4 but if you want me to write more I can. I might do some other generic letters.
This post has been edited 5 time(s), it was last edited by Psychotic: 21.10.2006 21:58.
|
|
16.10.2006 22:21 |
|
|
|
|
These are great, we copuld do with about 3-4 more. Also if you could
make some shopping lists, and prehaps some taxe bills and some other
generic matariel that would be great 
|
|
|
17.10.2006 05:07 |
|
|
Psychotic
Jarl of Skyrim
Registration Date: 30.07.2006
Posts: 3,420
Location: Sheogorath's Realm
|
|
| quote: |
Originally posted by The Old Ye Bard
These are great, we copuld do with about 3-4 more. Also if you could
make some shopping lists, and prehaps some taxe bills and some other
generic matariel that would be great
|
Agreed. 
Very nice...
|
|
|
17.10.2006 13:34 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
| quote: |
Originally posted by The Old Ye Bard
These are great, we copuld do with about 3-4 more. Also if you could
make some shopping lists, and prehaps some taxe bills and some other
generic matariel that would be great
|
Cool thanks, I'll do some more then. I have an english essay to write tonight but I might have some time after I've finished it.
|
|
|
17.10.2006 18:27 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
'I have been adoring you from a far for quite some time now, I am
someone you know, however I have only just now plucked up the courage
to send this letter, I apologise for my cowardice but I am not used to
feeling this way. When I'm near you I imagine us together, When I'm not
near you I'm thinking of you, I dream of you at night, I see your face
in the clouds, the stars and reflections in the water. Please come to
the largest tree in the entire town at 12 noon, I will be waiting alone
for you with flowers, if after gazing upon my face, you have no desire
to talk with me, then I will leave town forever, as I don't think I can
spend any long in your presence without us being together.
A friend'
I decided to do a love letter from a bloodthirsty and arrogant warrior
'Even though you denied my love before, I wrote you a poem which shows there is more to me than just a mighty and brave warrior.
Even with all the bones I shatter,
My heart lies cold in tatters,
awaiting your delicate touch,
Even though I'm brave, strong and butch,
conquered giants and ripped them apart,
I still haven't conquered you're heart,
So please award me with my prize,
before someone innocent dies.
I wrote it whilst I was slaying collosal bears in the south of skyrim.
You're knight in blood soaked armour'
Heheheh the first one is less good and almost a copy off one from
original oblivion as it was really hard to find alternate things to say
and still keeping the identity of the town and people anonamous. |
|
|
17.10.2006 23:14 |
|
|
raggidman
Prince
Registration Date: 06.01.2006
Posts: 2,561
Location: where my heart is
|
|
might adjust the word 'butch' liquid, it aint exactly Nord... 
'fallen for' another man is a bit too modern...
Nords are a bit more sophisticated than the barbarian ABC, but not
always by much - just think (having met several naked Nords on th
eroads of Morrowind) that there must be a lot of Nords like this:
"Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a great body, that wants to hug you"
"I have killed a bear, 15 rabbits and 20 beavers. You can have the pelts if you meet me by the old Fir Tree at midnight."
"Woman, I am strongest and bravest. When I come to your cottage you
will give me hot food and cool drink, then you please me. Be ready."
"Gunhilda, if you keep me waiting outside your door like last time I
will smash it with my Axe, then you can smell my armpits and keep me
warm."
Wait a minute you think this is unreal - :shakes head: - believe me
stuff like this happens, and for some people it works. Only question is
do you want it in Skyrim?
__________________
Because loyalty is not to be
spoken of and honour is to be endured. Whilst courage is to be
survived. These virtues belong to silence.
Steven Erikson.
But, if one man does nothing can he be said to be good? raggidman
|
|
|
20.10.2006 14:35 |
|
|
Siesta Guru
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 15.10.2006
Posts: 516
Location: Sleeping in a bar
|
|
armpits
that will attract a lot of women
__________________
ou av andanyammis 
|
|
|
20.10.2006 14:41 |
|
|
Psychotic
Jarl of Skyrim
Registration Date: 30.07.2006
Posts: 3,420
Location: Sheogorath's Realm
|
|
Good job Cheese and raggidman!
@raggidman: It's all good, though the "armpits" part is a bit too much (not to mention weird as hell 
).
@Cheese: The letter from the warrior is really good, like a brute trying to be gentle... and miserably failing.
|
|
|
20.10.2006 14:54 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
Thanks psychotic, it could do with a few changes though, the butch part isn't very nordic though like raggidman said.
|
|
|
21.10.2006 18:59 |
|
|
Krisi-_
Archduke
Registration Date: 27.06.2006
Posts: 1,532
Location: Norway
|
|
| quote: |
| Throat Of The World |
no, Throat of the World
all else is better than I could have done it, but I don't think I'll be trying those methods
__________________
The meaning of life is 'Bucket'.
|
|
|
21.10.2006 19:15 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
It is too late for me to change it now, I should have done it right the first time lol, oops.
Excellent ideas btw raggidman, why not turn them into fully fledged love letters?
|
|
|
21.10.2006 19:28 |
|
|
Psychotic
Jarl of Skyrim
Registration Date: 30.07.2006
Posts: 3,420
Location: Sheogorath's Realm
|
|
| quote: |
Originally posted by Liquid Cheese
It is too late for me to change it now, I should have done it right the first time lol, oops. |
I did it for you, I hope you don't mind. 
|
|
|
21.10.2006 21:59 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
Quite the contary, thank you very much
|
|
|
21.10.2006 22:17 |
|
|
|
|
Could you make some more and collect the rest you have written into one
post? so that it may be moved to the published section.
|
|
|
12.11.2006 19:43 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
|
|
12.11.2006 22:31 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
'I haven't slept since the day you rejected my unconditional love. My
heart has ceased beating, leaving an empty shell and it won't resume
until you are in my arms. I will march to the peak of the Throat of the
World, I will sleep with the wolves for a week, I will swim bare
chested from Solitude to Winterhold in the middle of frostfall,
anything for you return my affection.
Yours forever and always.'
'Eeven thoguh you saidd I was.. a drunken bast... swine I stilll lover
yuo!!! I haave stoped, not undrinking and wiil not touch tuoch adrop
until.. ... I diee. so please wiil you come backk intoo my arms, myyy
meaad filled punmpkin, or elsl<the ink trails off to form a very
primitive drawing of an unhappy face>'
'Meet me tonight at exactly midnight, we may not have much time, I
don't think my family have figured it out yet. If the snow continues,
then it will surely mask us from the eyes of any travellers who may be
passing through, I know it sounds overcautious but my father has a lot
of loyal friends who would love to pass on anything they see.
Your Flower'
'My darling lover
I cannot stop thinking about the last time we met, it was such a
perfect evening, my every waking moment is spent thinking about you and
the next time we shall meet. I have a special suprise for you then, I
eagerly await any word on where and when this shall be.
You-know-who'
'I apologise for not telling you sooner but I have fallen in love with
another man, his name I cannot say for I fear for his safety if I do.
Please know that my time with you is filled with the fondest memories
and I think of you most warmly, I am sure you will find someone who
will fill you with as much happiness as you deserve.
Yours truly'
'I have been adoring you from a far for quite some time now, I am
someone you know, however I have only just now plucked up the courage
to send this letter, I apologise for my cowardice but I am not used to
feeling this way. When I'm near you I imagine us together, When I'm not
near you I'm thinking of you, I dream of you at night, I see your face
in the clouds, the stars and reflections in the water. Please come to
the largest tree in the entire town at 12 noon, I will be waiting alone
for you with flowers, if after gazing upon my face, you have no desire
to talk with me, then I will leave town forever, as I don't think I can
spend any long in your presence without us being together.
A friend'
'Even though you denied my love before, I wrote you a poem which shows there is more to me than just a brave and mighty warrior.
Even with all the bones I shatter,
My heart lies cold in tatters,
awaiting your delicate touch,
Even though I'm brave, strong and butch,
conquered giants and ripped them apart,
I still haven't conquered you're heart,
So please award me with my prize,
before someone innocent dies.
I wrote it whilst I was slaying collosal bears in the south of skyrim.
You're knight in blood soaked armour'
'Woman. I am big man. I like woman. Man and Woman meet and have big fun. Woman like. From Man.'
'The lady in the velvet dress,
Ever since our arguement at the marketplace, I haven't been able to rid
you from my mind. Although I hardly know you, and I what I do know of
you frustrates me vastly, you have managed to entrap me in a web of
seduction. The way you fought with me over the prime fruit with such
passion has excited me in a way my wife never could.
I had to follow you home to deliver this letter to you, however don't
be alarmed, as I only did it so to avoid the shame of admitting this to
you in person. I despise myself for feeling this, but I eagerly await
our next clash at the fruit stall and next time I will show no quarter.
Good day.'
'Dearest one,
I am enjoying the Arcane University greatly, my studies go well, I have
even spoken to the archmage a couple of times. The imperial city is
more beautiful than they say, and the imperial palace can even be seen
from all of Cyrodiil, even when I first passed through Haerters Gap.
Although I am enjoying myself, I do wish you could be with me here. As
soon as I finish my studies I promise we will spend much more time
together, but until then, know that I am always thinking of you.
Your Dearest Lover'
Will this suffice? I used raggidman's ideas for one of the barbarian
letters. If you need more just say. I'll do ingredients and
instructions in a seperate thread. |
|
|
15.11.2006 20:15 |
|
|
Siesta Guru
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 15.10.2006
Posts: 516
Location: Sleeping in a bar
|
|
There great
I Especially like this one :
Yours truly'
'I have been adoring you from a far for quite some time now, I am
someone you know, however I have only just now plucked up the courage
to send this letter, I apologise for my cowardice but I am not used to
feeling this way. When I'm near you I imagine us together, When I'm not
near you I'm thinking of you, I dream of you at night, I see your face
in the clouds, the stars and reflections in the water. Please come to
the largest tree in the entire town at 12 noon, I will be waiting alone
for you with flowers, if after gazing upon my face, you have no desire
to talk with me, then I will leave town forever, as I don't think I can
spend any long in your presence without us being together.
A friend'
Its so life-like
Would be funny if you found this man/women later on somewhere in the wilderness
__________________
ou av andanyammis
|
|
|
15.11.2006 20:36 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
Thanks a lot
. That would be awesome, just some guy wielding a weapon (unusable) which were wilted flowers. Heheh.
|
|
|
15.11.2006 20:45 |
|
|
Siesta Guru
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 15.10.2006
Posts: 516
Location: Sleeping in a bar
|
|
If you want to model a flower weapon go ahead
seems a little too much work for a small easteregg like thingy.
__________________
ou av andanyammis
|
|
|
15.11.2006 20:49 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
| quote: |
Originally posted by Siesta Guru
If you want to model a flower weapon go ahead
seems a little too much work for a small easteregg like thingy. |
Yea lol, I was only joking 
|
|
|
15.11.2006 20:51 |
|
|
Siesta Guru
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 15.10.2006
Posts: 516
Location: Sleeping in a bar
|
|
you're not serious? Wow, that came as a surprise.... 
__________________
ou av andanyammis
|
|
|
15.11.2006 20:58 |
|
|
Liquid Cheese
Elder of Skyrim
Registration Date: 24.07.2006
Posts: 624
Location: England
|
|
Lol, sarcasm overload!!!!!! 
|
|
|
15.11.2006 21:04 |
|
|
Psychotic
Jarl of Skyrim
Registration Date: 30.07.2006
Posts: 3,420
Location: Sheogorath's Realm
|
|
Genius! They are all very spiffy.
This one's my favourite:
| quote: |
Originally posted by Liquid Cheese
'Eeven thoguh you saidd I was.. a drunken bast... swine I stilll lover
yuo!!! I haave stoped, not undrinking and wiil not touch tuoch adrop
until.. ... I diee. so please wiil you come backk intoo my arms, myyy
meaad filled punmpkin, or elsl<the ink trails off to form a very
primitive drawing of an unhappy face>'
|
Misspelling rocks! 
|
|
|
15.11.2006 23:29 |
|
|
cruxvader
Seigneur
Registration Date: 17.05.2006
Posts: 155
|
|
please don't act out the spelling on the drunk... you see, drunks still
spell words correctly, and at least they do not verbally express their
slurs on paper
This isn't the castle Aaaaarrrrrrrggg...
|
|
|
16.04.2007 00:54 |
|
|
|
