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The Raven
Gimme some Ale
Gimme some Ale
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Gimme some Ale
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08-02-2006, 11:13 AM,
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*HEY, THAT GUY IS DRINKING BAILEYS, GET HIM* Winston shouts.
To answer your question, yes. But probably no.
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08-02-2006, 11:15 AM,
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*The man in the robe waves with his hand again. Suddenly a young, teenage, human boy with messy hair and a lightning bolt on his forehead appears. The boy takes out a silly small wooden stick and tries to poke it into his enemies eyes*
Quote of the Day
There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality. Richard Dawkins, The Enemies of Reason Factions: Silgrad Tower Mages Guild Skyrim Thieves Guild Vvardenfell Mages Guild |
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08-02-2006, 11:17 AM,
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* HA * Winston shouts, *For I am really Lord Voldremontificouscios or other*, *DIE HARRY*
To answer your question, yes. But probably no.
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08-02-2006, 11:21 AM,
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*A fight starts, involving a rather white faced stranger called Lord Voldremontificouscios, and a young boy with a lightning bolt on his forehead. The Weapons used? A small wooden stick and a rather mean looking stick made of bone*
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There's real poetry in the real world. Science is the poetry of reality. Richard Dawkins, The Enemies of Reason Factions: Silgrad Tower Mages Guild Skyrim Thieves Guild Vvardenfell Mages Guild |
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08-02-2006, 11:57 AM,
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I use no bone stick, I use my tube and darts, and I have a light tan thankyou very much.
*Lord Voldremoscifiscoious stabs harry* Well Glad thats over and done with. *He truns back to his normal Winston self* Now, WHAT OF THE CLIFFRAVERS, where is that Dunmer?
To answer your question, yes. But probably no.
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08-02-2006, 02:28 PM,
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Margarita Dunmer throws the glass shards in the air, jumps up and kicks them in the air at the cliff-racers...
five die, but ten more take their places... there's too many of them! run! get to the silt strider!!! leave the nord, he can be distrction! |
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08-02-2006, 02:35 PM,
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*The crys of the Cliff Racers wake Siegfried up. He mutters something about not being able to get a good nap, then walks groggily, oblivious to the chaos around him, to the door of the house of earthly delights and goes inside. As he enters the thud of a Cliff Racer can be heard striking the wall. He chuckles to himself* "Stupid creatures, I soloed eight of them at level 4 in an ash storm with only 50% health."
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08-02-2006, 02:46 PM,
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Margarita Dunmer gets off the the strider... something is wrong...
he sits in the ashland.... and suddenly he notices his Ash-statue is ringing... but it was actually vibrating cause he put it on manner mod... "helllo f'lah, this is margarita Dunmer, how may I help you?" "yesss, margarita Dunmer... do you know your ancestry?" "Yes my father war a bartender, my mother was a bartender, by ancestors were -" "YEs but what drink did they hide deep in the cellar?" "ancient Dagoth brandy... wait... ANCIENT DAGOTH BRANDY!!!" "yesss... join us...." "No! you're insane! You know I wouldn't!" "Impressive, now release your anger" *grunt* *fights the telepathic connection* "what did you mother say about your father?" "No Dagoth Ur! She told me enough, she told me you KILL HIM!" "Then there is something I must reveal then.... I AM YOUR FATHER!" "NOOOOOOOOO" "YESSSSSSSSSSS" "NOOOOOOOOO" "YESSSSSSSSSSS" "OKAY.... but do I get to join your galactic empire as father and son?" "NO, of course not! This isn't Star Wars, it is Morrowind! Your one of many children I had with many wives you little bastard... now get some corprus!" "NEVER! you betrayed me! .... eh... is that Dagoth Brandy that just appeared out of thin air infront of me?" "yes... drink it..." *slurp* *ahhh* "Can I have more?" "Not unless you poke out your eyes and get some corprus..." "OKAY!" 2 weeks later... *takes out ash-statue and punches in a few repititions of the three-eyes... "hey daddy Ur, can I have some more Dagoth Brandy now?" "You are only an Ash ghoul... but fine, here ya go" Margarita Ash ghoul returns to Suran... and drinks with his new nose... |
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08-02-2006, 03:19 PM,
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Winston standes and stares, dumbstruck by the events of the day. Just then a wierd big nosed thing walks into Suran *WHASWABLALASHMACKYBLRUGUSFEATHERS* shouts Winston. Sunddenly all the trees open up and many creatures pour out, the Great Hunt is on.
To answer your question, yes. But probably no.
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08-02-2006, 03:32 PM,
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great... everyone is becoming a monster...
I choose you! margarita ash ghoul! gasp, he is evolving! Ascended Sleeper! the Sleeper awakens! YAY! |
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