Hello There! New Minion.. Err Wrong Mod New Member
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08-22-2011, 12:50 AM,
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I've always wanted to address that IG, but I didn't want to rustle any feathers.
So happy, now we all learn a little hopefully with you around.
If 'if's' and 'but's' were candy and nuts we'd all have a Merry Christmas
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08-22-2011, 09:30 AM,
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also, andalaybay, whats the Dark Brotherhood Chronicles all about, since I am a big fan of the followers of the Nightmother........
So yeah I'm 13 and small for my age, at least that will make me a decent Dwarf
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08-22-2011, 11:10 AM,
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Just got to add ...
"Canadian Borg" - :lmao: Very welcome to anyone with that good a sense of humour!
Morcroft Darkes
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08-22-2011, 02:10 PM,
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Mizreg - check the DBC link in my sig. There's a WIP post in the Dark Family forum that gives a bit of a description.
Basically is a large quest mod that picks up where the DB questline ends. It's similar to A Brotherhood Renewed, but takes the story further than that. And yes, I will now assimilate Black Marsh... mwahahahaha.
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08-22-2011, 05:01 PM,
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Reading the translated message in the avatar: I appreciate how polite the Candian Borg themselves are since they have assimilated two languages without being so rude as to do away with either one of them. =)
Cunning Linguist (Writer and Voice Actor - Lost Spires, St and many, many more.)
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08-22-2011, 05:32 PM,
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:lmao: Except that to get assimilated in French, you need to press 2...
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08-22-2011, 05:56 PM,
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Oh, so it's like a phone network? I always felt like I was being assimilated whilst stuck in one of those things.
Cunning Linguist (Writer and Voice Actor - Lost Spires, St and many, many more.)
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08-22-2011, 11:08 PM,
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Quote:Originally posted by Ibsen's Ghost Or even worse - one of those voice recognition automated telephone menus - Koniption stuck in an automated voice phone menu : *I dial the number to check my bank balance* Phone: "Hello, welcome to the Southern Trust Bank, thank you for visiting with us. How may we help you? For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*." Koniption: "Ni...omg, BAD KITTY!" Phone: "We're sorry, we do not recognize your option. For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*." Koniption: "Ni..*nearby relative farts real loud*." Phone: "We're sorry, we do not recognize your option. For your latest debit transactions, say *one*. For your latest credit deposits, say *two*....etc, for a bank representative, say *9*." ......................... Seriously, I had a flatulent relative restart a phone menu on me that way. Or maybe it was me...naw, I wouldn't do something like that. Surely to goodness, no. Koniption
Yeah, don't let those little turds get you down. Dingleberries stick for a while, but eventually they fall off.
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08-23-2011, 09:41 AM,
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I like the voice recognition that estimates how close a placename is to a swear word. For example:
Phone: Please state the branch number you wish to be connected with. Me: Uh....you bastard. Phone: Barton. Is that correct? Me (firmly): No. Phone: Please state the branch number you wish to be connected with. Me: Muh, just f*** off Phone: Farrow. Is that correct? You can keep on going like this for a looong time. =)
Cunning Linguist (Writer and Voice Actor - Lost Spires, St and many, many more.)
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08-23-2011, 10:20 AM,
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Most automated menu systems can be defeated by taking out your frustration on the # key and hitting it repeatedly until the computer panics and puts you through to a real person. Not the right real person, of course but at least they will have real ears and possibly a telephone directory.
Morcroft Darkes
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