Your Funniest Lines

[RideWithTheWind]

Originally posted by llamaranger

"I feel that this situation could possibly have been resolved in a more peaceful manner... perhaps a tea-party instead of massacre next time"

Edd

That's a real good one :lmao:

[Danaran]

hehe ride ya got a nice frog there :bananarock:

[RideWithTheWind]

I like them a lot

But are you refering to my avatar or making a joke with an expression I don't know. The only english locution I know with frogs is "having a frog in one's throat" (which in french is actually having a cat in one's throat)...

[Danaran]

since i only know dutch expresions ya may guess, ya avatar ofcourse mate

[Razorwing]

Might not cater to everyone's sense of humour... but here's my pitch.


[blockquote][1st]A[/1st] ragged, elderly man came to see me the other day and complained about his left leg, which had been aching for a long time and had kept him up all through the nights. So I swung around and lopped off the other one and said to him: There, that should take your mind off it.[/blockquote]

I bet it won't be useable in-game though

[Steinaech]

Here it is, best line ever.

Right after killing somebody - "Really glad I killed that guy."

[FLESH]

"Why is it that I'm always cutting stuff apart? What am I, a marriage councilor?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just be used to spread butter instead of death"

[bob196045]

Ouch Ouch Quit hitting the shield you fool !

Blasted not another Bosmer ( or other race )

( sensing another sword nearby ) Hey thier, why don't you come out of that sheath so I can get a good look at your fuller

Or if your sword is female, Hi Handsome, I like a blade thats long and stout

I love it when you rub my Hilt

Hey can you give me a little scratch, right their behind my Quillion

What are you looking at Orc haven't you ever seen a Real Hammer before
( a pun, suggesting the orc is stupid)

Ok, enough for me I'm not fighting anymore today



Enjoy
Bob

[SACarrow]

The sword could have multiple personalities, like Stormbringer after scything through Arkham Asylum:

making up crap here:

"Hack and slash! Slash and hack! A sword's work is never done!"
"You'll be SORRY!" Said like Bugs Bunny, near traps randomly.
"You really DO have anger-management issues!"
"I can't breathe! Let me out!" Muffled when selected but sheathed.
"It's SCARY down here!" Childish voice, for dungeons.

Technical question: Is it possible to script so that an object has access to a dialogue topic? That would be super-cool, so that conditions could be set there rather than in the script itself.

I'll edit this post if I think of more,
Steve

[A_flyboy]

He... mind out of the gutter Bob....

Originally posted by FLESH
"Why is it that I'm always cutting stuff apart? What am I, a marriage councilor?"

"Sometimes I wish I could just be used to spread butter instead of death"

Double win!


[after an excessive amount of attacking]
"I'm dizzy =P"
[on a horse, or when the player is moving fast]
"Weeeeeee!!!"
"High ho silver!"
"Chaaaaarge!"
[player just stole something]
"What did you do that for? Stealing is the route to evil."
"Stop doing that! I do not want to end up sitting around as evidence at some guard building for ages again"
"Did they really deserve that?"
"How would you feel if some one stole me?"
[player un-equips talking sword]
"Hey! What ar- mmmf you doing? Traaaaaiiiitooorrrrr........"
"Fine, use some other weapon! See how much I care"