Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar...

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Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar...

05-30-2007, 12:25 AM,

cruxvader
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Two Khajitt Walk into a Bar...

They ordered two drinks, paid their bills, and could not be more courteous.

That is all.

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05-30-2007, 12:26 AM,

DarkAsmodeous
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Family guy... hehe...

The soul's condition is learning to fly
Condition grounded, but determined to try
Can't keep my eyes from the circling skies
Toung-tied and twisted, just an Earth-bound misfit, I

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05-30-2007, 12:37 AM,

Psychotic
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I have to get these jokes out of my system:

Two balloons are floating along in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" *first balloon dies*. Then the other balloon yells - "Oh noesssssssssss...!" *second balloon also dies*.

The follow-up joke:

Two tomatoes are walking around in the desert and one of them spots a cactus and warns the other - "Watch out for the cactussssssssss...!" Then the other tomato responds - "What the [self-censor] is wrong with you! You're not a balloon!"

Thank you, thank you! You can show your appreciation by not punching me in the face (metaphorically speaking).

Ahem... *disappears in a puff of smoke*

When the game is over, the King and the Pawn go back into the same box.

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05-30-2007, 02:44 AM,

ghostruler
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A guy walks into a bar, says ouch
A girl walks into a bar, says ouch
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.

Whats wrong with this picture

Kraken, its whats for diner.
Those are good words, I like to wave at them as they pass by.

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05-30-2007, 03:50 AM,

Kodama
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Quote:Originally posted by ghostruler
A pig walks into a bar, says give me a scotch, and walks out.
Whats wrong with this picture

Cops are not allowed to drink booze when they are on duty Wink

Akavir mod leader.

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06-17-2007, 12:31 AM,

cruxvader
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Quote:Watch out for the cacti...!"

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